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Se você ligasse pra o seu namorado e ele atendesse assim:

”Escuta aqui você. Eu tô na casa de um amigão, to tomando um cervejão, to jogando um pokerzão e não vou agora não!”

O que você faria depois? 

Eu falaria assim: ”Relaxa amor, só liguei pra avisar que eu to na casa da vizinha, tomando uma caipirinha, tá rolando a maior festinha, vou chegar de manhãzinha e, a propósito, não vou dormir sozinha!”

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Posted 18 February 2011, 1 year ago | 16,691 notes
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